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I got my first parking ticket today.
And it’s all because I typed into the meter spot #388 instead of #338 (although in my defense, a policeman was talking to me and I got distracted)!
Nathan Lane is a flawless human being.
(via poledancing4jesus)
WHEN JOAN ASKS PEGGY HOW HER BOY IS DOING.
I WAS LIKE W U T
AND THEN I REALIZED SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT PEGGY’S BF, NOT HER ILLEGITIMATE SON WHO IS BEING RAISED BY HER CRAZY RELIGIOUS FAMILY IN BROOKLYN.
(via foooolintherain)
I love her.
Spring Semester COMPLETE!!

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